Thursday, June 14, 2007

It Practically Writes Itself

So, is this why they call him the Tool Man?

Mayor Tim Julian will make a cameo appearance Friday in the Players of Utica production "The Full Monty."

The show takes place at 8 p.m. at Utica College's Strebel Auditorium.

Tickets are $17 for adults, $15 for seniors and $8 for students.

Julian is a candidate in the city's fall mayoral race.

Thank the Lord above that there isn't an equal time provision for stage productions. I shudder at the thought of Ed Hanna whipping out his wing-wang on stage. He probably shudders at the thought of exposing himself in public as well.

But I suspect we're shuddering for different reasons.